These are real, but strange advertisments:


•Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
•For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
•Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.
•3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.
•Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
•Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
•Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
•For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.